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Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam (CYHIT)

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About this activity

We are the only City Tour that’s fun, alternative & politically incorrect. Unlike free walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our Fun Walking Tour delivers a brutally honest, genuinely funny take on Amsterdam’s history; packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs. Expect politically incorrect humor and stories about the Dutch Golden Age, colonial trade, the Red Light District and Amsterdam during WWII that many guides wouldn’t dare to tell. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes and surprises. You’ll also discover how Amsterdam’s past shaped the city you see today. Starting at Centraal Station, we walk through Dam Square and Amsterdam’s historic centre, exploring the Dutch Golden Age, the Red Light District, colonial history and the story of Anne Frank. Book your spot now and join us for the stories, laughs and memories!

Highlights

    What's included

    • Local Guide

    Not included

    • Gratuities
    • Lunch

    Itinerary

    1. Amsterdam Central Station

      Our guide meets and greets, explains the tour and the location and the introduction of the city Amsterdam.

      25 minutesAdmission freeSee on map

    2. Details of why this place is and was so important. Your guide will give an overview about why this city is the way it is. Of course some fun local tips. Most importantly, the first registered tapper, Vrerick Geritssen starts selling beer 1606!

      15 minutesAdmission free

    3. This is one of the oldest inhabited parts of the city. Your guide will describe how life was like back then, how much fun it was and what kind of stuff they dug up from this area.

      10 minutesAdmission free

    4. We will share what each century contributed and what changes were done at this location. Naturally describe all the other modern day events that go on here as well. Oh yes, there are some cool buildings too!

      20 minutesAdmission free

    5. Begijnhof

      This stop we will talk about who stayed in these places, its interesting history and its uses for today. Could be fun!

      15 minutesAdmission freeSee on map

    6. Rembrandt House Museum

      Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt

      Here we get to talk about how awesome Rembrandt was and all the crazy things that he did. Wrap up the overview of Amsterdam.

      15 minutesAdmission not includedSee on map

    7. Amsterdam Museum

      We will have a chat about the type of museums in the Netherlands and Amsterdam. Of course the surrounding buildings and area .

      15 minutesAdmission not includedSee on map

    8. Bloemenmarkt

      A brief background on how it started and where it is today!

      5 minutesAdmission freeSee on map

    9. This is where conclude our tour and share about all the madness around us and retract on the things we got to see.

      25 minutesAdmission free

    Meeting point

    GVB building - Centraal station. Guide will be OUTSIDE with a mini yellow flag! (Next to Café-Restaurant Loetje)

    The map shows Amsterdam. The exact meeting point is the address above.Open larger map

    Pickup

    • Everyone meets at the start point

    Know before you go

    • Wheelchair accessible
    • Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
    • Service animals allowed
    • Public transportation options are available nearby
    • Suitable for all physical fitness levels
    • Mobile or paper ticket accepted
    • One per booking

    Cancellation and refunds

    For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

    If you cancelRefund
    At least 1 days before100%
    Between 0 and 1 days before0%
    • Cancelled and fully refunded if too few travellers book
    Supplied by
    Rude Bastards Tour Berlin
    Product code
    46233P4

    Customer reviews

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